so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just
even the babiesi mean
this goes with almost all predator birds
like look at this bearded vulture
such a majestic creature
but then it’s like
or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful
even good old bald eagle
like wow so regal
it just looks confused
LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
someone draw a sheep using these instructions
this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!
its very good !!
shout out to people with abusive mothers who have to deal with the world acting like every single mother’s love is so expansive and unconditional and tender when that is the opposite of what we experienced
YES DO THAT omg lemon water is good euebb
look ‘decaf’ is just ‘fecal’ scrambled up (and with a wrong letter but eh lets not nitpick)
ergh FINE then I’ll roCK OUT WITH MY LEMON WATER but
did you know you are almost correct because they made a coffee from the excrement of cats that ate strictly some type of coffee bean or something
how gross but its apparently really strong and I cant imagine why nor do I want to haha
NO I SAID ALL AN D I MEAN ALL
ITS LIKE ME SAYING “IM TAKING ALL THE BACON AWAY FROM YOU” and ur like “BUT WHAT ABOUT VEGGIE BACON” like NO MOTHERFUCKER ITS STILL COUNTwell okay no it doesnt you can have your frickin veggie bacon
im giving you hot water you can have that.
YOURE KILLIN ME JENN YOU REALLY ARE
whAT AM I SUPPOSED TO do with hot water do i squeeze my lemons in it or
DECAF ISNT BAD DONT TAK E FROM ME N O
no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips