[ Total Nerd Ty ]

☣PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS NIGHTCLUB-42☣
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Multi-fandom. Occasional text posts. Games, films and fun things like puns. Please feed my fish.

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thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

Sometimes I have to remind myself that I don’t have to do what everyone else is doing.
—Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

(Source: hydrangea7)

novub:

shout out to people with abusive mothers who have to deal with the world acting like every single mother’s love is so expansive and unconditional and tender when that is the opposite of what we experienced

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

(Source: bakagin)

deadlining:

YES DO THAT omg lemon water is good euebb

look ‘decaf’ is just ‘fecal’ scrambled up (and with a wrong letter but eh lets not nitpick)

ergh FINE then I’ll roCK OUT WITH MY LEMON WATER but

did you know you are almost correct because they made a coffee from the excrement of cats that ate strictly some type of coffee bean or something

how gross but its apparently really strong and I cant imagine why nor do I want to haha

(Source: skyhookbooker)

deadlining:

NO I SAID ALL AN D I MEAN ALL

ITS LIKE ME SAYING “IM TAKING ALL THE BACON AWAY FROM YOU” and ur like “BUT WHAT ABOUT VEGGIE BACON” like NO MOTHERFUCKER ITS STILL COUNTwell okay no it doesnt you can have your frickin veggie bacon

im giving you hot water you can have that.

oh

YOURE KILLIN ME JENN YOU REALLY ARE

whAT AM I SUPPOSED TO do with hot water do i squeeze my lemons in it or

DECAF ISNT BAD DONT TAK E FROM  ME     N  O

(Source: skyhookbooker)

voice-s:

I love this show so much

(Source: bloodydifficult)

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips